I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.
I do my best thinking at night when everyone else is sleeping. No interruptions. No noise. I like the feeling of being awake when no one else is.
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Jennifer Niven
I feel like I’ve been split open and stuffed with sunshine.
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Tahereh Mafi
No matter where life takes me, you'll find me with a smile. Presumed to be happy, always laughing like a child. I never thought life could be this sweet! It's got me cheesing from cheek to cheek!
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Mac Miller
If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.
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Roald Dahl
I sing, not because I'm happy, but because I'm in love with the world.
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Anthony T. Hincks
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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.
The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.
